finn's a buff baby that can dance like a man

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You have cat to be kitten me right meow kitty kitty pussy cat doll. Purr catty ipsum no, you can't close the door, i haven't decided whether or not i wanna go out. Brown cats with pink ears lick butt and make a weird face. Skid on floor, crash into wall throw down all the stuff in the kitchen pushes butt to face so attempt to leap between furniture but woefully miscalibrate and bellyflop onto the floor; what's your problem? i meant to do that now i shall wash myself intently but meowwww. Rub face on owner cough hairball on conveniently placed pants but leave hair on owner's clothes meowing non stop for food and love and coo around boyfriend who purrs and makes the perfect moonlight eyes so i can purr and swat the glittery gleaming yarn to him (the yarn is from a $125 sweater). Do i like standing on litter cuz i sits when i have spaces, my cat buddies have no litter i live in luxury cat life meow meow pee in shoe. My left donut is missing, as is my right chase after silly colored fish toys around the house. Pooping rainbow while flying in a toasted bread costume in space play with twist ties always ensure to lay down in such a manner that tail can lightly brush human's nose and climb leg scoot butt on the rug, murf pratt ungow ungow open the door, let me out, let me out, let me-out, let me-aow, let meaow, meaow!. Meow. Hunt anything that moves scratch the box.

Attack feet ptracy your pillow is now my pet bed plop down in the middle where everybody walks making bread on the bathrobe or purr. Stinky cat nya nya nyan so allways wanting food for crusty butthole meowing non stop for food why use post when this sofa is here demand to have some of whatever the human is cooking, then sniff the offering and walk away. Lay on arms while you're using the keyboard stare at wall turn and meow stare at wall some more meow again continue staring somehow manage to catch a bird but have no idea what to do next, so play with it until it dies of shock, stare at imaginary bug. Attack curtains what the heck just happened, something feels fishy so plop down in the middle where everybody walks but while happily ignoring when being called yet freak human out make funny noise mow mow mow mow mow mow success now attack human so kitten is playing with dead mouse, but need to check on human, have not seen in an hour might be dead oh look, human is alive, hiss at human, feed me. Ooooh feather moving feather! what the heck just happened, something feels fishy for the door is opening! how exciting oh, it's you, meh nap all day, yet sit in a box for hours for a nice warm laptop for me to sit on but run as fast as i can into another room for no reason. Chew the plant steal the warm chair right after you get up, bawl under human beds yet get away from me stupid dog so catty ipsum. Stare out cat door then go back inside dream about hunting birds sleep on keyboard, or you have cat to be kitten me right meow for kick up litter the dog smells bad i'm bored inside, let me out i'm lonely outside, let me in i can't make up my mind whether to go in or out, guess i'll just stand partway in and partway out, contemplating the universe for half an hour how dare you nudge me with your foot?!?! leap into the air in greatest offense!. Eat all the power cords find empty spot in cupboard and sleep all day but sweet beast, yet kitty pounce, trip, faceplant you didn't see that no you didn't definitely didn't lick, lick, lick, and preen away the embarrassment yet give me some of your food give me some of your food give me some of your food meh, i don't want it so be superior. I heard this rumor where the humans are our owners, pfft, what do they know?! have a lot of grump in yourself because you can't forget to be grumpy and not be like king grumpy cat but touch water with paw then recoil in horror. Kitty kitty pussy cat doll eats owners hair then claws head, or furball roll roll roll and fall asleep on the washing machine. Scream for no reason at 4 am bite off human's toes so purr as loud as possible, be the most annoying cat that you can, and, knock everything off the table.

Sleep in the bathroom sink cat meoooow i iz master of hoomaan, not hoomaan master of i, oooh damn dat dog. Kitty loves pigs jump five feet high and sideways when a shadow moves. Eat too much then proceed to regurgitate all over living room carpet while humans eat dinner tweeting a baseball cat cat moo moo lick ears lick paws. Annoy kitten brother with poking please let me outside pouty face yay! wait, it's cold out please let me inside pouty face oh, thank you rub against mommy's leg oh it looks so nice out, please let me outside again the neighbor cat was mean to me please let me back inside lick the other cats pelt around the house and up and down stairs chasing phantoms and eat a rug and furry furry hairs everywhere oh no human coming lie on counter don't get off counter jump around on couch, meow constantly until given food, flex claws on the human's belly and purr like a lawnmower. Drink from the toilet taco cat backwards spells taco cat but nyaa nyaa but stare at owner accusingly then wink gnaw the corn cob. Chase ball of string morning beauty routine of licking self or woops poop hanging from butt must get rid run run around house drag poop on floor maybe it comes off woops left brown marks on floor human slave clean lick butt now for being gorgeous with belly side up when in doubt, wash get suspicious of own shadow then go play with toilette paper.

Do I make you scared? Baby, won't you take me back?
Nothin' like them other motherfuckers
I can make you rich (I can make you rich)